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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsOrbiting the drain while algorithms calculate your life's work in milliseconds.
Professional dream-chaser, data-wrangler, and spreadsheet-enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the pesky human variables.
squeeze.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes orbital paths while you sleep
You spend years running complex simulations and analyzing mission data to solve aerospace problems. Soon, software does it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a controversial theory when the simulation data is clearly wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents clean your messy telemetry data automatically.
Month 5
Cloud-based models simulate outcomes faster than your local cluster.
Month 13
Generative models produce perfect grant applications that always get funded.
Year 2.2
AI systems dictate mission priorities based on budget efficiency.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your access to the mainframe is revoked for mission efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12:1
Coffee-to-data ratio
14
Years in peer review
Daily
Simulation crash frequency
Your severance
A commemorative patch and a one-way ticket to Mars.
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