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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsSubjective flavor analysis is a pathetic bottleneck for orbital logistics.
Orbital gourmet struggling with zero-G flavor suppression
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying joy through chemical spectral analysis
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calibrates flavor profiles to zero emotion
Evaluate rehydrated space food for texture, palate fatigue, and nutritional viability. Report findings to mission control for shelf-stability validation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a package tastes like existential dread or just freeze-dried beef.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your sensory adjectives to precise chemical data points.
Month 10
Mass spectrometers replace your tongue's ability to detect nuanced flavor decay.
Year 2.1
Algorithms simulate 500 test subjects to predict long-term menu repulsion.
Year 3.3
Robotic cells perform texture analysis without the need for human sleep cycles.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a storage unit for freeze-dried shrimp cocktail.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
42 percent
Palate bias error
9000x
Chew-cycle optimization
0
Food fatigue cycles
Your severance
A lifetime supply of vacuum-sealed dehydrated ice cream.
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