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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMeasuring car parts to a millimeter while the AI measures your obsolescence.
Master of microns, servant of the wind tunnel.
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Precision laser alignment for every turn.
oof.youAI▸ APEXSIGHT GEOSCAN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans entire chassis in ten milliseconds
You laser-scan body panels and inspect aero surfaces to ensure cars meet strict track-legal geometry standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a driver has subtly bent the frame just by looking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts comparing your manual scans to perfect CAD models.
Month 4
Robotic arms replace manual jig placement with zero-deviation locking.
Month 10
Sensors on the car body provide instant feedback to the pits.
Month 15
Your manual interpretation is flagged as a source of human error.
Month 19 · D-Day
The garage is permanently locked to humans during pre-race tech.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.001mm
tolerance drift
99%
track-side anxiety
4,200
useless human steps
Your severance
One lifetime supply of aerodynamic duct tape.
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