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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a caution flag that refuses to end.
Professional architect of competitive confusion and automotive misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systemic unpredictability, delivered with clinical precision.
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triggers arbitrary yellow flags
You manage the arbitrary complexity of sporting regulations and paint scheme chaos. Your role is purely to ensure frustration remains a stable constant.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique talent for making fans hate cars they already love.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your historical patterns of manufacturing confusion to build a predictive model.
Month 4
An LLM generates technically accurate but deeply annoying rule changes to optimize for engagement.
Month 12
AI-driven social media bots begin issuing contradictory press releases to perfect the public narrative.
Month 16
Next Gen car diagnostics are directly linked to the rule-processing engine for instantaneous power throttling.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system fully assumes control and your desk is recycled into a new chassis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.2%
Gaslighting Efficiency
Maxed
Fan Misery Index
Daily
Rulebook Revisions
Your severance
One hot-pass to the void with no car access.
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