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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour expensive lunches and golf games are now just automated emails.
Professional lunch eater and spreadsheet filler for hospitality chains.
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Automated relationship management for mass hospitality sales.
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automates quarterly business reviews while you sleep
You track wholesale hospitality orders and schmooze with buyers. You spend your life in CRM dashboards and transit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI starts suggesting your emails based on past order history.
Month 6
The system sends personalized wholesale offers without your input.
Month 13
Bots handle contract redlining based on predicted margin thresholds.
Month 21
Clients prefer instant digital check-ins over your physical presence.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of API-level trading.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
25,000
Miles driven annually
£4,500
Coffee cost per account
99.9%
Deals closed by logic
Your severance
A lifetime supply of hotel loyalty points.
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