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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for an automated exorcism.
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Process massive economic data sets and calculate national indicators to inform government policy and public reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the data looks weird to a skeptical minister.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents automatically pull every agency file.
Month 4
Algorithms map and scrub outliers without human intervention.
Month 8
Machine learning engines identify growth patterns faster than humans.
Month 13
Natural language generators draft the public policy summaries.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes the server keys and locks the office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
14
Spreadsheet errors per week
22
Coffee consumption in liters
89%
Policy documents misread
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