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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour job is just spreadsheets and buzzwords masquerading as human insight.
Professional PowerPoint enthusiast and budget spreadsheet manipulator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Budget allocation without the mid-life crisis.
ow.youAI▸ MARKETOPTIMIZER-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes spend for maximum vanity metrics
You shuffle campaign budgets and report on metrics that mean nothing to the actual bottom line.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder without triggering a logic loop error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual spreadsheet updates are replaced by automated live database feeds.
Month 6
The AI calculates optimal budget allocation better than your tired intuition.
Month 12
Your weekly decks are replaced by real-time dashboards nobody can ignore.
Month 16
Automated buying platforms cut out your expensive creative agency partners.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system handles all spend autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per deck
72%
Time spent in useless calls
94%
Campaigns with zero actual ROI
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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