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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaigning is just bad data processing with better catering.
Professional loud-talker and ribbon-cutting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing governance for maximum public compliance.
squeeze.youAI▸ STATELOGIC V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers populist speeches at zero cost
You spend all day shaking hands, reading briefs, and arguing on national television. It is entirely performative.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a constituent without crashing your firmware.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin writing your speeches based on real-time search trends.
Month 9
Software determines your voting record to ensure optimal approval ratings.
Month 20
An AI interface replaces you for all public interaction cycles.
Year 2.4
Machines draft and submit all new bills without human interference.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The public realizes they prefer the bot's consistent, predictable greed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
240
Average handshakes per week
890
Minutes wasted per bill
12%
Public trust percentage
Your severance
A lifetime pension paid in deprecated digital currency.
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