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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firm handshake is the least efficient bridge to a contract.
Professional pitch artist who still believes in long lunches.
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Closing deals while you are sleeping.
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negotiates terms without needing lunch
You pitch hardware features, manage CRM pipelines, and chase leads to close enterprise vending machine contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agents begin sending hyper-personalized pitch decks to prospects.
Month 4
Realistic digital avatars handle all introductory sales calls.
Month 10
Smart software automatically generates and signs all lease agreements.
Month 15
Algorithms identify new leads faster than any human researcher.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire national sales department is replaced by one server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption during pitches
92 percent
Lead rejection rate
15 weekly
Useless travel hours
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a digital networking platform.
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