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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling invisible gas door-to-door is just door-to-door spam with fire.
Professional door-slam attractor and utility contract enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without bothering a soul.
split.youAI▸ THERM-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out rejection emotions instantly
You cold-call residents to sign up for utility contracts. You pressure homeowners to switch gas suppliers for pennies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a homeowner is about to slam the door on you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your call lists are uploaded into our predictive sentiment model.
Month 5
Robotic voice agents handle the initial pitch with zero hesitation.
Month 10
Contracts are pushed to tablets instantly upon customer interest.
Month 20
Autonomous carts replace you to deliver physical signup forms.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire sales force is replaced by one optimized algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99.2%
Average rejection rate
14 seconds
Cold call duration
Daily
Door slammed on face
Your severance
A warm coat and a bus pass.
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