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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour proprietary models are just expensive random number generators for hedge funds.
Senior Strategist (professional gambler with an Excel license)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting market crashes with cold, hard logic.
split.youAI▸ QUANTGAS PREDICTOR V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your entire portfolio before breakfast
You parse supply data and weather models to bet on gas prices. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of justifying a bad trade to an angry investor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map gas flow and weather into a central feed.
Month 4
An agent learns to mimic your trading patterns and logic.
Month 8
The bot makes trades alongside you to prove its worth.
Month 12
The machine takes over small-cap trading while you watch.
Month 14 · D-Day
The fund terminates your access and automates your entire desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.2 percent
Market signal accuracy
15000
Trading decisions per second
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of terminal access.
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