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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour stochastic models are just expensive ways to admit you're guessing.
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You model storage flexibility and pipeline capacity using complex simulations to price opaque, bespoke energy contracts. Our servers just solve the optimization problem faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model results don't match the actual market reality.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model integrates your proprietary data to output price curves without your intuition.
Month 4
Simulation environments move to dedicated cloud clusters, processing millions of scenarios per second.
Month 9
Linear programming solvers take over the management of your pipeline constraints and delivery profiles.
Month 13
The system directly executes hedging trades based on the model output, bypassing your desk.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the optimizer handles the entire gas portfolio autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
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Spread arbitrage margin
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