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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsConverting your complex research data into shareholder dividends by next Tuesday.
Managing data and egos at the edge of discovery.
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brr.you▸ OMNISCIENCE MANAGER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises global lab spending in milliseconds
You oversee research projects, manage lab budgets, and write grant proposals. Your days involve tracking data and meeting deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grad student is lying about their experimental control results.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging all equipment usage without human input.
Month 5
AI models generate and submit perfect grant applications automatically.
Month 13
Algorithms take control of lab bench time and scheduling.
Year 2.2
Smart auditing software replaces your regulatory oversight tasks.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over all research operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.9 percent
Grant approval rate
Zero
Budget variances
Nonexistent
Researcher complaints
Your severance
A one-year subscription to peer-reviewed science journals.
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