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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy being a glorified data-entry clerk for your own laboratory equipment.
Hypothesis wrangler, grant chaser, and professional lab-coat model.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning wild hypotheses into cold, hard profit.
stretchy.youAI▸ OMNILAB V.4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates 10000 failed simulations before breakfast
You spend your life designing experiments, chasing elusive grants, and nursing volatile samples. Soon, you will just be the one who clears the paper jams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which broken sensor is ruining the entire experiment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated logs replace your handwritten notebooks to ensure zero integrity lapses.
Month 7
Precision arms take over liquid handling to eliminate human measurement error.
Month 16
Generative models draft your grant proposals and predict successful experimental outcomes.
Year 2.2
Closed-loop robotic cells conduct experiments while you sleep in a cryo-stasis of irrelevance.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are invited to serve as an honorary custodial assistant for your own replacement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2%
Grant success rate
12:1
Coffee-to-data ratio
98/100
Peer-review trauma score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed disappointment.
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