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October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsCollecting rare moss samples in mud is charmingly, dangerously inefficient.
Professional dirt-walker and patient bird-watcher.
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Mapping biodiversity without the mosquito bites.
toast.youAI▸ ECOSCANNER-X1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
identifies endangered species via thermal imaging
You trek through forests to count species and analyze ecological data manually. We prefer satellite imagery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the specific call of a migratory bird amidst a heavy thunderstorm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Autonomous cameras map the terrain faster than human walking paces.
Month 12
A mesh of microphones replaces the need for human ears.
Year 4
Cloud software interprets bird calls and tracks migration patterns instantly.
Year 11
Legged machines collect physical soil samples in deep wilderness.
Year 20 · D-Day
Field research is fully automated through remote sensing and robotics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 pairs yearly
Average mud-caked boots
890 annually
Hours spent waiting for birds
12 per week
Data points collected
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the local national park.
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