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November 6, 2028
In 2 yearsConverting pristine wilderness into a series of highly optimized policy spreadsheets.
Professional landscape shaper with a very sturdy briefcase.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Legislating ecosystems without the pesky human sentiment.
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generates perfect legislative loophole text instantly
Drafts environmental policy briefs and lobbies legislative committees to secure funding or conservation status for specific natural habitats.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific ability to feign intense passion in meetings while reading pre-written talking points.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers map every legislative movement across the globe.
Month 5
Natural language models write sharper, more boring policy briefs than you.
Month 12
Algorithms calculate the exact social pressure needed to sway committee votes.
Month 16
Automated accounts generate artificial but convincing public support for your agenda.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the legislative network is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2
Average policy drafts per week
1200
Lobbying hours wasted in waiting rooms
14
Acres saved by paperwork
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the parks you failed to save.
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