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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsA software update is cheaper than your weekly existential crisis dialogue.
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optimizes patient mental states with infinite patience
Conducts talk sessions and utilizes non-clinical diagnostic methods to address patient emotional states and mental well-being.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically sit in a chair while pretending to listen intently.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Patient journals are digitized to train the emotional response model.
Month 5
A synthetic voice module starts handling routine check-in phone calls.
Month 12
The AI anticipates patient needs before they even finish sentences.
Month 20
Sessions move entirely into a high-fidelity, infinite-patience virtual pod.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Your practice is archived as a legacy dataset for future generations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
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