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Will AI replace Naval Aviation Research Scientist jobs? · Latest report #dq4igs83
Your job has an expiration date
June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour complex flight data models are just spreadsheets with extra ego.
Senior Scientist (mostly CSVs, definitely overqualified for this)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faster airframe analytics without the coffee breaks.
help!youAI▸ NAVALINTEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds flight-envelope anomalies in nanoseconds
You design flight experiments and crunch aeronautical performance data. Computers are already much better at the math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused Admiral why the model produced a weird result.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors stream flight data directly into the cloud for cleaning.
Month 7
AI systems learn to replicate your experimental design parameters automatically.
Month 16
Software writes the reports faster than you can open Excel.
Year 2.2
Validation algorithms check findings against thousands of historical sortie logs.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The system presents the final report to the Admiral directly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 gallons
Coffee consumed per thesis
4 billion
Data points processed
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A decommissioned ejection seat and a commemorative coffee mug.
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