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August 26, 2033
In 6 years, 10 monthsA multi-million dollar business model currently reliant on gravity and knee health.
Highly paid cardio specialist with a highlight reel habit.
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bzzt.youAI▸ HOOPBOT DYNAMICS SERIES 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sinks 40 consecutive three-pointers from center court
You chase a synthetic ball while running back and forth on a hardwood floor for entertainment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a stadium of people to scream for a ball game.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Sensors in the hardwood will track every movement for automated replays.
Year 2.2
Automated launchers perfect shooting arcs better than any human coach.
Year 4
League testing begins for hydraulic athletes that do not need rest.
Year 5
Teams sign software-driven units because they are easier to manage.
Year 7 · D-Day
Humans are moved to the commentary booth to explain why they lost.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42 inches
Average vertical leap
14 units
Career ankle sprains
500 tonnes
League-wide ego mass
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium basketball socks.
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