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Will AI replace NBA Bench Forward jobs? · Latest report #82pruyen
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou represent the most expensive way to miss a corner three.
Professional spacer and occasional defensive effort enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision ball distribution without the ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ HOOPLOGIC-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sinks contested threes at zero percent variance
You provide energy off the bench, guard perimeter threats, and space the floor from behind the arc.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hype up teammates from the bench during a blowout loss.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearables map your every movement to train the movement model.
Month 12
Initial prototypes test lateral movement and three-point shooting consistency.
Year 2
Automated units master defensive rotations against standard offensive sets.
Year 3
The league allows rigid-frame ball-movers to fill roster spots.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your contract expires and the bot takes your jersey number.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
$450,000
Cost per made three
250ms
Human defensive reaction time
100%
Robot court coverage
Your severance
A lifetime supply of sports drinks and knee braces.
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