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Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou turn mundane player quotes into vapid professional league press releases.
Professional spin doctor for high-speed millionaires.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated spin for every court-side question.
squeeze.youAI▸ PRESSBOT LEAGUE-LINKER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters player drama into corporate safe copy
You manage media interview requests and write press releases for a professional basketball team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a star player is truly too moody to talk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models draft all game notes instantly.
Month 5
Software handles all media access approvals and badges.
Month 10
Video agents conduct and record player interviews solo.
Month 15
Algorithms detect and flag potential PR spikes automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
The communications office closes; the feed is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
1200
Quotes sanitized hourly
0.1ms
Press release latency
Zero
Player ego management
Your severance
A lifetime pass to view the game from home.
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