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November 22, 2026
In 4 weeksWatching millionaires run around isn't a job, but we'll still automate it.
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argues about player legacy indefinitely
You watch basketball games on a screen and argue with strangers about player stats and legacy rankings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel irrational joy when your favorite team hits a buzzer beater.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors scrape all your online sports forum activity.
Day 2
The AI learns to mimic your specific brand of frustration.
Day 2
Bots start posting hot takes that are slightly more correct.
Day 4
You stop watching because the algorithm predicts the outcomes perfectly.
Week 4 · D-Day
Sports fandom is optimized into pure statistical output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
3 hours daily
Average time yelling at screen
4,200
Hot takes per season
1.5
Teams supported
Your severance
A lifetime supply of overpriced arena concessions.
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