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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou overpay for aging point guards; a spreadsheet does it cheaper.
Master of the salary cap and the inevitable buyout.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Roster management without the sentimental overpayments.
stretchy.youAI▸ CAPCRUNCHER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal luxury tax penalties instantly
You scout talent, negotiate contracts, and manage the salary cap to build a winning roster. You are failing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a disgruntled superstar in the eye to lie about his trade status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Historical scouting reports are fed into our predictive roster engine.
Month 4
Automated agents start querying every front office for trade availability.
Month 10
The AI calculates prospect success rates better than your scouts.
Month 17
Smart agents handle all salary cap math and standard extensions.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the league office portal is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Bad Draft Picks
minus 14%
Salary Cap Efficiency
400 hours
Time spent on trades
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-playoff market.
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