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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsYour jumper is decent but our biomechanical simulator never misses.
Professional athlete (very high jump, low data durability).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dunking with perfect efficiency every single possession.
no no noyouAI▸ HOOPBOT ELITE X-1▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sinks 40-foot jumpers with zero rotation
Professional athletes perform peak physical maneuvers for entertainment. We are simply standardizing the physics of the game.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire irrational hope in a fanbase through sheer force of personality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors track every movement to build our motion capture library.
Month 10
Tactical AI models begin calling plays better than the head coach.
Year 2
Hydraulic practice partners arrive to replicate your shooting form perfectly.
Year 3.6
A high-fidelity simulation of your game is uploaded to the league.
Year 7 · D-Day
The arena lights turn on for a team of pristine robotic athletes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
100.00%
Free throw percentage
0
Torn ligaments per season
None
Contract negotiations required
Your severance
One signed jersey and a lifetime of muscle aches.
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