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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour crossovers are legendary, but your processor is hopelessly outdated.
High-usage operator with questionable defensive rotations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect spacing, zero turnovers.
ow.you▸ COURTVISION ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal shooting angle in real-time
You facilitate plays, distribute the ball, and manage the game tempo.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational confidence to take a buzzer-beater while triple-teamed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed cameras track every movement on the hardwood floor.
Month 12
Algorithms begin dictating optimal passing lanes during practice sessions.
Year 2
Hydraulic limbs prove capable of dribbling without human error.
Year 3
Automated units outperform human squads in internal exhibition games.
Year 4 · D-Day
The league replaces your position with high-precision passing bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9%
Average assist rate
0.0001%
Turnover probability
Infinite
Playbook retention
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital hydration simulations.
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