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Will AI replace NBA Scout jobs? · Latest report #tfrfyamr
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboard is just a fancy way to track your own obsolescence.
Professional gym rat with a dying clipboard habit
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying athleticism faster than human eyes
squeeze.you▸ SCOUTCORE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
ranks draft prospects using multi-angle vision telemetry
You watch high school games and evaluate player potential. Soon, algorithms will do it with better vision data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can smell the actual grit and hunger in a recruit during a game.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-def cameras capture every movement in the gym automatically.
Month 6
Software tracks every jump shot and defensive rotation with precision.
Month 13
AI predicts player career ceilings based on thousands of data points.
Month 20
The machine generates the full report without a single human opinion.
Year 2 · D-Day
The league stops paying for travel and lets the AI decide.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40,000
Miles Driven Per Season
900
Coffee Cups Consumed
Maybe 1
Draft Picks Nailed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to basketball stat databases
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