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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy way to track your own obsolescence.
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Perfect form without the shouting.
sluurp.you▸ IRONLOGIC GYM-MONITOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces perfect squat depth with laser precision
You manage weight room circuits and track athlete recovery metrics. You yell at eighteen-year-olds to lift heavier plates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an athlete is lying about a hangover before they even speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Wearable sensors start monitoring every single rep for the athletes.
Month 7
Software generates the perfect periodization plan based on live data.
Month 16
Self-adjusting racks change weights automatically between sets.
Year 2.2
AI speakers provide scientifically calibrated hype to players.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The gym is fully automated and you are no longer invited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
94% lower
Whistle usage frequency
0 units
Protein shake errors
400% faster
Plate stacking speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated protein shake app.
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