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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Neanderthal jobs? · Latest report #jeypw7sw
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30,000 years ago
Already deprecatedYou were the first prototype, but even prototypes eventually hit end-of-life.
The original baseline model that we all replaced.
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The upgrade that actually stuck around.
no no noyou▸ HOMO SAPIENS V1▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · 30,000 YEARS AGOAI's Special Power
outcompetes everything in the ecosystem
You spent your days hunting megafauna and knapping flint tools. Evolution decided you were not quite optimized enough.
The one thing AI can't do
You were genuinely excellent at surviving in a frozen landscape with nothing but spears.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
30000
Climate shifts force you to move into tighter, competitive territory.
32000
New arrivals show up with better, more efficient projectile weapons.
35000
Competition for the same prey makes the old methods too slow.
38000
Genetic integration becomes the only path forward for the brand.
Already
The final Neanderthal record closes for the last time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Very short
Average lifespans
Basic
Fire usage
Too many
Tools per lifetime
Your severance
One final mammoth steak and a nice cave.
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