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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Necromancer jobs? · Latest report #3vfcx488
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Already deprecatedDeath is just a legacy system that we finally refactored.
Occult hobbyist with a serious inventory management problem.
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DaaS: Decomposition as a Service.
ow.you▸ SOULSYNC-CLOUD V9▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
automates resurrection via high-latency database queries
You spend your time reanimating organic matter and talking to spirits. Efficiency is simply a question of hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the dramatic flair of a perfectly timed lightning storm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1000
The AI replaces your handwritten grimoires with efficient SQL queries.
1500
Spirits are migrated to a decentralized global database for safety.
1800
High-speed drones replace manual digging and component collection.
1950
3D organic printers render rituals and incantations completely redundant.
Already
You are officially declared a historical curiosity for the museum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
40,000
Avg souls processed per hour
0.1%
Average spooky atmosphere rating
Zero
Total grave digging cost
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-haunted dimension.
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