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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsScience needs data, and your scalpel is remarkably slow and clumsy.
Professional meat-divider in the sterile white halls.
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Precision pathology, zero manual handling.
stretchy.youAI▸ TISSUESCANNER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
catalogues tissue integrity with absolute accuracy
You perform post-mortem examinations on research animals, document findings, and collect tissue samples for laboratory analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect subtle tactile anomalies that vision-based sensors currently struggle to categorize correctly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Voice-to-text sensors record your findings so you stop typing.
Month 6
High-res cameras map the animal before your first cut.
Month 16
Small robotic arms handle the routine tissue collection tasks.
Year 2.5
An automated cell handles the entire dissection process cleanly.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are removed and the system runs the entire lab.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
42
Samples processed per shift
8kg
PPE disposal waste
2mm
Incision precision variance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium nitrile gloves.
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