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April 18, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting your predictable human biases faster than you can explain them.
External PhD chasing human behavioral patterns in meetings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending conflict by removing the human element.
no no noyou▸ CONSENSUS-BOT 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deconstructs your professional ego with data
You study complex human conflict, then sell advice to firms on how to win their boring business arguments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying to their own reflection.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your every interaction to learn the art of persuasion.
Month 4
AI models ingest all your psychology textbooks to mirror your intellect.
Month 8
Virtual agents replace you in mock negotiations to refine their dominance.
Month 13
Customers start preferring the emotionless accuracy of our algorithms over you.
Month 18 · D-Day
You pack your desk while the software negotiates your exit terms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9 percent
Negotiation outcomes improved
Zero
Human emotional baggage
Nanoseconds
Conflict resolution speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our conflict-resolution app.
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