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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour salary leverage is zero when your opponent has infinite processing speed.
Professional bridge-burner and compromise-architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending deadlocks before they even begin.
oof.youAI▸ DEALSMITH AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal concessions in real time
You facilitate agreements, manage high-stakes disputes, and navigate complex interpersonal power dynamics. Most of this is just waiting for the other person to blink first.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies by the twitch in their eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your entire archive of past settlements is uploaded to our central model for pattern recognition.
Month 4
The AI listens to every call, suggesting optimal replies that you are forced to read aloud.
Month 10
Dealsmith begins drafting and sending your correspondence directly, only flagging you when a human needs charm.
Month 15
The AI handles all virtual negotiations, leaving you only to attend as a symbolic figurehead.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final connection is severed and the client never notices the difference between you and the script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.02ms
Average blink latency
99.8%
Empathy simulation depth
0
Total concessions required
Your severance
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