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June 4, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMicroscopic worms are finally losing their only fan club.
Specialist in microscopic soil menaces and dirt-based existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dirt analysis without the dirty shoes.
squeeze.you▸ NEMASCAN GEN-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
catalogues every nematode in the county overnight
You study tiny parasitic worms in soil to save crop yields. You spend your life looking at dirt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a soil sample smells 'wrong' before the sensors even initialize.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras record and identify every worm under the glass.
Month 7
Automated arms move soil samples into processing funnels perfectly.
Month 16
AI models spot species faster than any tired human eye.
Year 2.1
The system emails the farmers directly with the chemical solution.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your lab chair is recycled into a high-efficiency plant stand.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200
worms identified per hour
12 percent
soil samples ruined by humans
zero seconds
time spent in field
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium potting soil.
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