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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsOptimization requires no pulse, only a better spreadsheet for our decline.
Optimizing spreadsheets into a void of corporate emptiness.
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split.youAI▸ MARKETOPTIMIZER-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses internal structure into pure profit
You optimize systems to extract maximum value from existing structures. Your work consists of endless re-evaluations and efficiency reports that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding during a clearly disastrous strategy meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our ingest module scrapes your current slide deck templates to extract all recurring corporate buzzwords.
Week 9
The system identifies which meetings you attend can be replaced by an automated Slack bot.
Month 3
The AI generates superior, data-driven optimization reports in milliseconds using your own internal metrics.
Month 5
A workflow agent takes over your email account to send generic, polite, yet meaningless corporate responses.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login credentials are deactivated as the system assumes full control of your strategic output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
400+
Jargon per minute
negative
Value added
100%
Meeting attendance
Your severance
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