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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 22, 2026
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ignores all performance review metrics
Occupies high-value positions without measurable skill inputs. Relies entirely on historical social infrastructure and familial persistence.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can attend a board meeting while technically sleeping.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The AI marks your role as a permanent architectural feature.
Day 2
Your chair is replaced by a more ergonomic decorative statue.
Day 2
Your family name is indexed into the company's historical database.
Day 2
The cooling fans spin down because you do nothing anyway.
Week 4 · D-Day
Society realizes the system works better without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Skill ceiling
100%
Legacy index
Negative
Self-awareness
Your severance
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