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October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYour career path was entirely hard-coded by someone else's payroll.
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You exist to maintain a brand image and occupy space in high-level meetings. Success is purely inherited.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can make the founder smile at dinner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Digital portrait displays replace you at every required board meeting.
Day 2
AI-generated commentary mimics your family's tone in all corporate emails.
Day 2
Shareholders realize a screen is cheaper than your lunch tab.
Day 2
Legal scripts confirm your job role has no defined output.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your access card expires as the firm realizes you were redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
Zero
Contribution to firm value
Constant
Coffee-break frequency
Negligible
Actual professional skills
Your severance
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