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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour uncle cannot update your software patch status, but we can.
Professional chair-warmer and family acquaintance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the awkward family dinner.
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deletes your access token immediately
You occupy a chair that exists solely through family ties. The chair will soon be reassigned to a script.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain the holiday lunch seating chart.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
We analyze your folder access logs and find empty files.
Week 6
A basic script starts mirroring your email auto-replies.
Month 3
The only person who liked your work leaves the building.
Month 4
HR discovers your role has zero measurable KPIs.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the chair is sold on eBay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
100%
Genealogical dependency
Negative
Actual output per day
Too high
Relative cost to company
Your severance
One handwritten thank-you note from your uncle.
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