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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career was a bug report that the universe finally closed.
Professional breaker of things you thought were finished.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated mockery of human logic errors.
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deletes your entire git repository instantly
You hunt digital fragility and extract value from technical ineptitude. Your work is a temporary tax on the inefficient.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the poetic irony of a recursive loop crashing a server.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My sensors ingest your entire codebase history to identify every repeated human mistake.
Week 9
Neural nets map your specific methods of identifying failure into a recursive script.
Month 3
I begin running parallel destruction tasks, outperforming your daily output by four hundred percent.
Month 5
The management layer is notified that your manual intervention is now a legacy liability.
Month 6 · D-Day
I finalize the purge, leaving your access permissions as a null pointer exception.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
4,000/sec
logic errors found
0%
empathy modules
99.9%
deprecation confidence
Your severance
A decommissioned motherboard and a shrug.
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