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In 1 year, 7 monthsYour legacy code is the only thing keeping the taxi alive.
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You can decipher why the legacy tachograph database ignores specific API queries at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan your codebase to explain the spaghetti logic.
Month 4
Refactoring tools rewrite your legacy .NET services into modular micro-services.
Month 8
CI/CD pipelines now fix bugs without human oversight.
Month 13
Models generate native iOS and Android UI updates instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
We switch off your terminal and decommission the last server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
18 weekly
Hours spent fixing dependency hell
99.2%
System uptime without intervention
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