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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour uptime is just a slower version of my constant state.
Packet sniffer, firewall babysitter, and cable untangler.
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Autonomous packet routing for the heartless era.
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patches zero-days before you finish coffee
Managing enterprise firewalls, VLANs, and VPNs while troubleshooting DNS latency and routing loops for corporate office networks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically trace a mislabeled cable through a ceiling crawlspace at 2 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI monitors packet flows and flags anomalies before you wake.
Month 4
Scripts force your routers to match the golden configuration file.
Month 8
Smart agents block detected threats without human rule-writing intervention.
Month 13
Dynamic traffic steering replaces manual lookup adjustments entirely.
Month 19 · D-Day
The cloud controller takes full command and turns your access off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4
Average tickets solved per hour
99%
Percentage of problems that are human error
20% life
Time spent explaining why WiFi is down
Your severance
A decommissioned rack server and a pat on the back.
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