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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Network Automation Engineer jobs? · Latest report #99j97yhg
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified script that eventually deletes itself.
Expert in making network outages look like planned maintenance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The network that fixes itself without crying.
squeeze.youAI▸ NETSCRIPT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pushes config changes without rolling back
You write Python to manage firewalls and switches. Your job is basically teaching hardware how to ignore you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the fiber optic cable was installed by a cheap contractor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent reviews your git commits for redundant patterns.
Month 4
Vision models start handling routine switch configurations and hardware updates.
Month 8
Smart bots manage your entire network topology and firewall rules.
Month 13
The system no longer requires your manual script approvals.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your codebase is permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
100 percent
Uptime percentage
too high
Human error rate
lethal doses
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of decommissioned Cisco routers.
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