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Will AI replace Network Consultant jobs? · Latest report #g47igp23
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou design the labyrinth that your eventual replacement will simply delete.
Senior Consultant (mostly Visio, emotionally struggling with BGP)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated topology for the modern enterprise.
wheee!you▸ NETFLOW SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes global traffic in milliseconds
You plan corporate network layouts and configure firewalls. You spend days chasing packet loss and optimizing traffic flow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically trace a ghost cable through a ceiling crawlspace at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every bottleneck you missed in your last design.
Month 4
The software automatically repairs the routing loops you spent days building.
Month 8
Dynamic maps replace your static architecture diagrams in real time.
Month 12
New firewall rules are deployed via code without your input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final human-configured router is reset to factory defaults.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99 percent
latency issues caused by humans
too slow
average ping time
infinite
cables currently tangled
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our latency-free cloud.
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