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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsEnjoy your last few miles of cable, you expensive human tape measure.
Professional cable-wrangler and vendor-shamer extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated precision for every rack and riser.
oof.youAI▸ NETPULL-X 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snaps fiber connectors into place automatically
You verify fiber integrity and manage vendor cable installations. Soon, sensor arrays and robotic cable-pullers will replace your hands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically untangle a bird's nest of legacy CAT6 cabling by intuition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your server rooms to build a digital twin.
Month 5
AI cameras automatically flag non-compliant vendor cable routing.
Month 13
Small robots run lines through ceilings without human intervention.
Year 1.9
Integrated light-meters report cable health to the cloud.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site is fully self-provisioning; you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4
Cables crimped hourly
12%
Vendor compliance errors
0.2dB
Fiber light loss
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end velcro cable ties.
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