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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day unjamming printers and resetting passwords for the illiterate.
Professional cable untangler and password reset automation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated network patching without the human ego.
toast.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security vulnerabilities before you notice them
You manage routing tables and hardware firewalls while resetting credentials for employees who forget their own middle names.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a cable is faulty just by the look of the crimp.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
User self-service portals eliminate the need for your password resets.
Month 4
Virtualized controllers replace your physical on-site network hardware.
Month 8
Self-healing scripts automatically update firmware during low traffic windows.
Month 12
Sensors detect physical cable faults and alert remote maintenance contractors.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system becomes self-maintaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99.2 percent
Human error probability
45 minutes
Time wasted on lunch
Your severance
Three months of expired office coffee pods.
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