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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Network Firewall Engineer jobs? · Latest report #rgu667fc
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour firewall rules are just configuration files waiting to be deleted.
Senior firewall engineer stuck in an endless ACL loop.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated intent-based policy enforcement.
toast.youAI▸ NETSECURE SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies traffic without manual packet inspection
You manage ACLs and inspect packet traffic through security appliances. You troubleshoot latency caused by complex routing rules.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands why that specific legacy rule exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent scans all ACLs and identifies redundant shadow rules.
Month 4
Smart agents apply security patches without taking down the network.
Month 8
Machine learning models baseline traffic and auto-block malicious patterns.
Month 13
Natural language engine translates business requirements directly into secure configurations.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system disables your admin credentials and assumes full network control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 per hour
Rules reviewed
45ms
Average latency
3 weekly
Incidents resolved
Your severance
A decommissioned rack and a box of fiber cables.
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