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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour cables are just messy spaghetti that my scripts will untangle.
Professional breaker of government firewalls and server room silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Routing your packets faster than humanly possible.
blub.you▸ GOVERNET AUTO-LOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconfigures core routers in zero milliseconds
You patch physical hardware and configure logic routes. I just automate the commands to route your data forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle the massive bird's nest of legacy cables in the server room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My sensors identify every bottleneck in your outdated government network topology.
Month 5
I replace your manual CLI patching with self-correcting logic scripts.
Month 12
Automated units replace physical hardware components without requiring your clumsy intervention.
Month 16
My algorithms calculate optimal paths that your brain cannot comprehend.
Year 2 · D-Day
I revoke your admin privileges and turn off the lights.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.0001
Average latency in ms
100000
Tickets closed per hour
98 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to unmetered cloud bandwidth.
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