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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Network Installer jobs? · Latest report #45aab8jc
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour cable ties are pathetic and your ladder work is slow.
Professional copper-tugger, ceiling-dweller, and master of the crimper.
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Wireless is the future, but we still cable.
oof.youAI▸ CAT-SCANNER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snakes plenum wire through impossible walls
You pull copper through ceiling plenums and terminate jacks into wall plates. You deal with drywall and cable spaghetti.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a bird's nest of legacy wiring without swearing quite as much.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Lidar drones map the ceiling cavity to plan the optimal path.
Month 13
Small crawling units start pulling tension-monitored cables through the studs.
Year 1.9
Vision-guided arms terminate jacks to within a millimeter of tolerance.
Year 2.6
All physical layers are tested and patched by autonomous rack managers.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your physical presence is deemed a hazard to the local cabling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.9%
4.2
Cables tangled per hour
Excessive
Drywall dust inhaled
99%
Jacks terminated in dark
Your severance
A blunt wire stripper and a box of scraps.
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