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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Network Security Administrator jobs? · Latest report #tg7jwf6d
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Palo Alto expertise is just a firewall for your own redundancy.
Gatekeeper of the corporate perimeter, master of the VPN.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The firewall that actually fires people.
stretchy.youAI▸ SENTINELNET V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches your vulnerabilities before you wake up
You manage hardware security appliances and software firewall policies. We just make the network manage itself.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically pull the cable when the automated logic gets it wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart software identifies unused rules and suggests instant deletion.
Month 4
AI handles firmware deployments across all regional hardware appliances.
Month 9
Neural nets learn valid traffic and block everything else automatically.
Month 14
Hardware appliances are decommissioned in favor of cloud-native security fabric.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and removes human access credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
99 percent reduction
Manual Config Errors
near zero
Firewall Rule Latency
maximum
Human Boredom Metric
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium router.
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