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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy mapping subnets while the autonomous configuration bot finishes your degree.
Junior packet-wrangler and professional late-night ticket closer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network visibility without the human latency.
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patches every critical vulnerability before you arrive
You monitor traffic flows and configure firewall rules. Your day involves debugging ticket queues and updating network topologies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically identify which cable is unplugged in the server room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI flags security threats faster than you can read them.
Month 4
Deployment scripts take over your manual rule implementation tasks.
Month 8
Real-time network visualization tools render your diagrams redundant.
Month 13
Routing protocols now autonomously resolve their own adjacency failures.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system optimizes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 milliseconds
Ticket resolution time
12 cups daily
Coffee consumption
99 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of caffeinated energy drinks.
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