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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 25, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour manual audits are just slow-motion data breaches waiting to happen.
Senior compliance filer (currently reading emails you should ignore).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting for the lazy enterprise.
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patches critical vulnerabilities while you are sleeping
You write compliance reports and pester vendors to patch vulnerabilities. Your career is basically a glorified inbox manager.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CEO why the firewall killed their entire office productivity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now scrape your dashboard to write the report.
Month 4
API bots take over the pestering of vendors for updates.
Month 8
Real-time vulnerability sensors replace your manual scanning rituals.
Month 13
Robotic agents apply patches without waiting for your email.
Month 18 · D-Day
The AI assumes full control and silences your inbox forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
75 percent
Time spent writing fluff
4 days
Average vendor reply time
6000 plus
Compliance checklists finished
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a cold handshake.
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